I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”
aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?
tbh i love those fucked up gifs that make everyone react like “wtf”
give me an example
blogger on tumblr: *is mildly attractive*
everyone else: oh my god you are soooo hot wow have my babies u got kik omg you don’t know me but we’re going to be married such a bae lol ughhh why does everyone hot live so far away ): MY OVARIES #UNF